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Here are 100 numbered “Yo Mama” jokes for easy reading:

Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says “One at a time, please!”
Yo mama so ugly, even mirrors break when she looks at them.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so old, her first pet was a dinosaur.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so short, she can do push-ups under the bed.
Yo mama so slow, she took two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball.
Yo mama so poor, when I asked what’s for dinner, she took off her shoelaces and said “spaghetti.”
Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell “Taxi!”
Yo mama so fat, she got a parking ticket for just standing still.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, she leaves footprints the size of craters.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, the dinosaurs went extinct—again.
Yo mama so ugly, her shadow ran away.
Yo mama so ugly, when she walks into a haunted house, she comes out with a paycheck.
Yo mama so ugly, even blind people flinch when they see her.
Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mama so ugly, she entered an ugly contest, and they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo mama so dumb, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate.”
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Yo mama so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mama so old, she took a selfie with Moses.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says “Expired.”
Yo mama so poor, she waves around a Popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so poor, she watches TV on a neighbor’s window.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
Yo mama so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so lazy, she waited for a stop sign to turn green.
Yo mama so lazy, she uses Netflix to exercise—by watching workout videos.
Yo mama so lazy, she sleeps standing up to avoid making her bed.
Yo mama so lazy, she didn’t change the TV channel for ten years.
Yo mama so lazy, her spirit animal is a sloth on vacation.
Yo mama so short, she uses a ladder to pick up a penny.
Yo mama so short, she can limbo under the door.
Yo mama so short, she gets a nosebleed from stepping on a curb.
Yo mama so short, she plays basketball with ants.
Yo mama so short, she poses for trophies.
Yo mama so tall, she tripped over a cloud.
Yo mama so tall, she uses the Empire State Building as a cane.
Yo mama so tall, she gets a suntan before everyone else.
Yo mama so tall, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked the moon.
Yo mama so tall, she can dunk without jumping.
Yo mama so loud, she wakes up sleeping pills.
Yo mama so loud, the neighbors call the cops just when she sneezes.
Yo mama so loud, she has to whisper on the phone and it still sounds like yelling.
Yo mama so loud, even the deaf can hear her.
Yo mama so loud, when she laughs, dogs in China start barking.
Yo mama so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama so big, she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Yo mama so slow, she took a whole year to finish a daydream.
Yo mama so weird, she makes SpongeBob look normal.
Yo mama so unlucky, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama so poor, she chases garbage trucks with a grocery list.
Yo mama so short, she has to slam-dunk her bus fare.
Yo mama so fat, she uses Google Earth for a mirror.
Yo mama so hairy, she has to comb her arms.
Yo mama so ugly, when she cries, tears run the other way.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.
Yo mama so old, she owes Jesus a dollar.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama so lazy, she has a “Do Not Disturb” sign on her forehead.
Yo mama so big, she jumped in the ocean and made a new island.
Yo mama so slow, she got hit by a parked bicycle.
Yo mama so old, her prom date was a caveman.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her skateboard.
Yo mama so fat, she gets group discounts at theme parks.
Yo mama so poor, her pet dog is a rock.
Yo mama so dumb, she locked herself in a grocery store and starved.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits, WiFi stops working.
Yo mama so short, she has to wear stilts to high-five.
Yo mama so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
Yo mama so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss the whole movie.
Yo mama so poor, she can’t even afford free samples.
Yo mama so hairy, her shampoo is actually carpet cleaner.
Yo mama so fat, when she gets on a boat, they say, “Titanic 2 is happening!”
Yo mama so ugly, the zoo charges her rent.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to open a bank account at the blood bank.
Yo mama so old, her childhood memories are in black and white.
Yo mama so fat, she makes the ocean look like a kiddie pool.
Yo mama so short, she can high-five ants.
Yo mama so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless internet signal.
Yo mama so fat, her graduation picture was taken by a drone.
Yo mama so lazy, she uses the TV remote to turn off the lights.
Yo mama so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
Yo mama so old, she has a signed Bible.
Yo mama so poor, her WiFi password is “borrowed.”
Yo mama so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to space, NASA said, “We found a new planet.”
Yo mama so ugly, her reflection quit.
Yo mama so slow, she watches the sun set and thinks it’s a live show.

Here are 100 numbered “Yo Mama” jokes for easy reading:

Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says “One at a time, please!”

Yo mama so ugly, even mirrors break when she looks at them.

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so old, her first pet was a dinosaur.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama so short, she can do push-ups under the bed.

Yo mama so slow, she took two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball.

Yo mama so poor, when I asked what’s for dinner, she took off her shoelaces and said “spaghetti.”

Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell “Taxi!”

Yo mama so fat, she got a parking ticket for just standing still.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, she leaves footprints the size of craters.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, the dinosaurs went extinct—again.

Yo mama so ugly, her shadow ran away.

Yo mama so ugly, when she walks into a haunted house, she comes out with a paycheck.

Yo mama so ugly, even blind people flinch when they see her.

Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo mama so ugly, she entered an ugly contest, and they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo mama so dumb, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate.”

Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

Yo mama so old, her social security number is 1.

Yo mama so old, she took a selfie with Moses.

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says “Expired.”

Yo mama so poor, she waves around a Popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so poor, she watches TV on a neighbor’s window.

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.

Yo mama so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so lazy, she waited for a stop sign to turn green.

Yo mama so lazy, she uses Netflix to exercise—by watching workout videos.

Yo mama so lazy, she sleeps standing up to avoid making her bed.

Yo mama so lazy, she didn’t change the TV channel for ten years.

Yo mama so lazy, her spirit animal is a sloth on vacation.

Yo mama so short, she uses a ladder to pick up a penny.

Yo mama so short, she can limbo under the door.

Yo mama so short, she gets a nosebleed from stepping on a curb.

Yo mama so short, she plays basketball with ants.

Yo mama so short, she poses for trophies.

Yo mama so tall, she tripped over a cloud.

Yo mama so tall, she uses the Empire State Building as a cane.

Yo mama so tall, she gets a suntan before everyone else.

Yo mama so tall, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked the moon.

Yo mama so tall, she can dunk without jumping.

Yo mama so loud, she wakes up sleeping pills.

Yo mama so loud, the neighbors call the cops just when she sneezes.

Yo mama so loud, she has to whisper on the phone and it still sounds like yelling.

Yo mama so loud, even the deaf can hear her.

Yo mama so loud, when she laughs, dogs in China start barking.

Yo mama so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama so big, she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

Yo mama so slow, she took a whole year to finish a daydream.

Yo mama so weird, she makes SpongeBob look normal.

Yo mama so unlucky, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so dumb, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama so poor, she chases garbage trucks with a grocery list.

Yo mama so short, she has to slam-dunk her bus fare.

Yo mama so fat, she uses Google Earth for a mirror.

Yo mama so hairy, she has to comb her arms.

Yo mama so ugly, when she cries, tears run the other way.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.

Yo mama so old, she owes Jesus a dollar.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

Yo mama so lazy, she has a “Do Not Disturb” sign on her forehead.

Yo mama so big, she jumped in the ocean and made a new island.

Yo mama so slow, she got hit by a parked bicycle.

Yo mama so old, her prom date was a caveman.

Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her skateboard.

Yo mama so fat, she gets group discounts at theme parks.

Yo mama so poor, her pet dog is a rock.

Yo mama so dumb, she locked herself in a grocery store and starved.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits, WiFi stops working.

Yo mama so short, she has to wear stilts to high-five.