It’s your planet, you can laugh about it! Funny Nature Quotes, Earth Day Quotes, camping quotes, global warming quotes to help you have a sense of humor about your Mother.
Funny Nature Quotes, Group 1
There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs there’d be no place to put it all.
– Robert Orben
Nowadays when people want a breath of fresh air, they go to an oxygen bar.
– Melanie White
What do these beautiful places have in common: Yukon, Tahoe, Sedona, Sierra, Santa Fe, Sorrento, Denali, Acadia? They were all named after SUVs.
– Greg Tamblyn
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
– Bill Vaughan
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
– David Letterman
Funny Earth Day Quotes
Hugged a tree for Earth Day and heard it whisper, “I have a boyfriend.”
– Just Bill @WilliamAder
I was trying to think what to get the Planet for Earth Day, and I found this super little birdbath and cheddar combo from Larry’s Lawn Ornaments and Cheese Shop.
– Greg Tamblyn
For Earth Day, turn on your air conditioner and open your doors and windows. If we all work together, we can totally cool this planet.
– Kelkulus @kelkulus
It’s Earth Day? Crap. I totally forgot to get it anything.
– Aristotles @AristotlesNZ
It’s #EarthDay! Take a minute to appreciate the world around you. Pet a squirrel. Scatter sunflower seeds around your home. Wash a tree.
– Ellen DeGeneres
“Already have it.”
“Got this, too.”
“I have a zillion of these.”
(Planet Earth, opening gifts on Earth Day)
– Just Bill @WilliamAder
Funny Nature Quotes: Camping
I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
– Fran Lebowitz
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
– George Carlin
Camping is a humanitarian effort to help feed hungry mosquitoes.
– Melanie White
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
– Dave Barry
Do you like crying and walking at the same time? A nature hike might be for you.
– meatshirt @prettysadmostly
My idea of camping is falling asleep on the couch with the window open.
– Clarke Kant @clarkekant
I’d go camping, but I’ve made the decision not to go places where I need to bring my own toilet paper.
– Elizabeth is Ruined @Elizasoul80
Funny Nature Quotes:
Global Warming
I used so much hairspray that I feel personally responsible for global warming.
– Dusty Springfield
I recently received a letter from a reader who theorizes that global warming may be related to the alarming increase in pizza ovens, especially in New Jersey.
– Dave Barry
True, for the past few generations the planet has become warmer. On the other hand, every generation is cooler than their parents.
– Steve Bhaerman (Swami Beyondananda)
What do we want? To end Global Warming! When do we want it? Before it was cool! (Hipster protest rally)
– prontopup @prontopup
I bet secretly Mother Earth is pretty pleased about how hot she’s getting.
– prontopup @prontopup
Climate change deniers are like the kids who still thought their parents really disappeared when playing peekaboo when they were eight.
– Earthman Adam @AdamOfEarth
The same people who think climate change isn’t real think wrestling is.
– Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe
Even if the average temperature does rise by 2 degrees Celsius, it won’t affect America because we (wisely, it turns out!) use Fahrenheit.
– Just Bill @WilliamAder
Funny Nature Quotes, Group 5
I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world… perhaps you’ve seen it.
– Steven Wright
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
– Fran Lebowitz
Nature: where you can get away from everyone, except yourself.
– Melanie White
Winter is my favorite time of year. Everything I’m allergic to is dead.
– Robert Waldo Brunelle Jr.
A man’s idea of “communing with Nature” is barbecuing.
– Melanie White
Funny Nature Quotes, Group 6
Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.
– Joseph Wood Krutch
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.
– Michael Pollan
Communing with Nature is a lot harder when you’re allergic to it.
– Melanie White
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
– Bill Vaughan
Going on a hike is like having your car break down but on purpose.
– John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets
Funny Nature Quotes, Group 7
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
– Bill Watterson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
– Doug Larson
You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and
getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked
into it.
– Robert Benchley
As the poet said, “Only God can make a tree” – probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
– Woody Allen
They tell you that a tree is only a combination of chemical elements. I prefer to believe that God created it, and that it is inhabited by a nymph.
– Pierre-Auguste Renoir
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