I was visiting a friend who could not find her cordless phone. After several minutes of searching, her young daughter spoke up.“You know what they should invent? A phone that stays connected to its base so it never gets lost.” Joke of the day – The Future of Technology is the best Joke for Tuesday, … Read more
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, “Do you think there’s baseball in heaven?” Soloman thinks about it for a minute and replies, “I dunno, Abe. But let’s make … Read more
The 50-50-90 rule: If you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right…There’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong. Joke of the day – Statistics is the best Joke for Friday, 28 February 2025 from site A joke a day – Statistics. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal is to … Read more
I grew up living paycheck to paycheck…But through hard work, time and perseverance…I now live direct deposit to direct deposit! Joke of the day – Money Woes is the best Joke for Saturday, 01 March 2025 from site A joke a day – Money Woes. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal … Read more
Q: What’s the difference between Outlaws and In-laws?A: Outlaws are wanted. Joke of the day – The Difference Between Outlaws and In-laws is the best Joke for Sunday, 02 March 2025 from site A joke a day – The Difference Between Outlaws and In-laws. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal is … Read more
What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command. Joke of the day – Iron Man And Iron Woman is the best Joke for Monday, 03 March 2025 from site A joke a day – Iron Man And Iron Woman. Funny joke of the day … Read more
Here are 100 numbered “Yo Mama” jokes for easy reading: Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says “One at a time, please!” Yo mama so ugly, even mirrors break when she looks at them. Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. Yo mama so old, her first … Read more
You know you’re getting old when…When your son’s hair is turning gray. Joke of the day – Getting Old is the best Joke for Tuesday, 04 March 2025 from site A joke a day – Getting Old. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal is to have funny joke every day.Different people … Read more
A sergeant gives a private a hard time. He says, “Private, I bet you are just waiting for me to die so you can come and urinate on my grave!”The private replied, “No sir, when I get out of the army I am not going to stand in more long, long lines!” Joke of the … Read more