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Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy. However, that’s not always the case. <

Golgotha (or Calvary in Latin). The hill where Jesus was crucified is called Golgotha, which means “place of the skull.” This name appears in all four Gospels of the New Testament – Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. In the Gospel of John (John 19:17), it specifically states: “Carrying his own cross, he went out to … Read more

What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated. <

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The Very Hungry Caterpillar. Eric Carle wrote the beloved children’s book The Very Hungry Caterpillar, first published in 1969. This colorful and imaginative story follows the journey of a small caterpillar who emerges from an egg and is immediately very hungry. Over the course of the book, the caterpillar eats his way through a variety … Read more

My car broke down somewhere between the marina and the Hallmark store. Now I’m stuck between a dock and a card place. <

Paul McCartney and Wings. The theme song for the James Bond movie Live and Let Die was performed by Paul McCartney and Wings. Released in 1973, this track marked a significant moment in the Bond franchise as it was the first rock song to be used as a Bond theme, diverging from the traditional orchestral … Read more

I heard a myth about a single bed placed on top of another one, and attached with a ladder. Fortunately, I was able to debunk it. <

What do you call a deer who can write with their left and right hooves? Bambidextrous. <

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,”How am I supposed to know? We’re 200 miles inland!”and hangs up.Her husband rolls over and asks,”Sweetheart, who was that?” “I don’t know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear.” #joke … Read more