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Highlander. The 1986 fantasy film that famously carried the tagline “There can only be one” is Highlander. Directed by Russell Mulcahy, Highlander is a unique blend of fantasy, action, and historical drama that has since become a cult classic. The film stars Christopher Lambert as Connor MacLeod, a Scottish warrior from the 16th century who … Read more

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The Notorious B.I.G. The rapper who was shot and killed in Los Angeles in 1997 was Christopher Wallace, better known as The Notorious B.I.G. or Biggie Smalls. He was one of the most influential figures in hip-hop and is often regarded as one of the greatest rappers of all time. Born on May 21, 1972, … Read more

What flavors of ice cream do you have?” inquired the customer.“Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate,” answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, “Do you have laryngitis?” “No….” replied the new waitress with some effort, “just…erm…. vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate.” Joke of the day – Ice Cream is the best … Read more

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“Last week a grain of sand got into my wife’s eye and she had to go to the doctor. It cost me fifty dollars.”“That’s nothing, last week a fur got in my wife’s eye and it cost me five hundred dollars.” Joke of the day – Something In Her Eye is the best Joke for … Read more

The man in the cafe asked the waiter, “What is this mouse doing in my alphabet soup?” The waiter looked for a minute and said, “Learning to read sir.” Joke of the day – Alphabet Soup is the best Joke for Friday, 24 January 2025 from site A joke a day – Alphabet Soup. Funny … Read more

I just had a near-sex experience… My whole wife flashed before my eyes. Joke of the day – Near-sex Experience is the best Joke for Sunday, 26 January 2025 from site A joke a day – Near-sex Experience. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal is to have funny joke every day.Different … Read more

I won $3 million on the Lottery this weekend. I decided to donate a quarter of it to Charity.Now I have $2,999,999.75! Joke of the day – Lottery Winnings is the best Joke for Saturday, 01 February 2025 from site A joke a day – Lottery Winnings. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected … Read more

I had amnesia once…… or maybe twice. Joke of the day – Memory is the best Joke for Sunday, 02 February 2025 from site A joke a day – Memory. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal is to have funny joke every day.Different people consider different jokes funny, so joke can … Read more