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I just had a near-sex experience… My whole wife flashed before my eyes. Joke of the day – Near-sex Experience is the best Joke for Sunday, 26 January 2025 from site A joke a day – Near-sex Experience. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal is to have funny joke every day.Different … Read more

I won $3 million on the Lottery this weekend. I decided to donate a quarter of it to Charity.Now I have $2,999,999.75! Joke of the day – Lottery Winnings is the best Joke for Saturday, 01 February 2025 from site A joke a day – Lottery Winnings. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected … Read more

I had amnesia once…… or maybe twice. Joke of the day – Memory is the best Joke for Sunday, 02 February 2025 from site A joke a day – Memory. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal is to have funny joke every day.Different people consider different jokes funny, so joke can … Read more

One evening I was in a bar talking to my friend. “Last night, while I was out drinking, a burglar broke into my house..” “Did he get anything?” asked my friend. “Yes,” I said. “A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs. My wife thought it was me coming home … Read more

Joe: When I would wear my hand-me-downs to school, all the boys would make fun of me.Moe: What did you do?Joe: I hit them over the head with my purse. Joke of the day – Hand-Me-Downs is the best Joke for Wednesday, 05 February 2025 from site A joke a day – Hand-Me-Downs. Funny joke … Read more

What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are usually wanted. Joke of the day – Difference Between In-laws and Out-laws is the best Joke for Thursday, 06 February 2025 from site A joke a day – Difference Between In-laws and Out-laws. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal is to have … Read more

Did you hear about the ninety-two-year old man who married a woman of eighty-four?They spent their entire honeymoon getting out of the car. Joke of the day – Elderly Honeymooners is the best Joke for Monday, 10 February 2025 from site A joke a day – Elderly Honeymooners. Funny joke of the day is carefully … Read more

Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?They are calling themselves “The Back Streak Boys”! Joke of the day – New Skunk Band is the best Joke for Tuesday, 11 February 2025 from site A joke a day – New Skunk Band. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal … Read more

Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks.If you are diving and are approached by a shark, they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible.If this doesn’t work, beat the shark with your stump. Joke of the day – Worth … Read more

I was visiting a friend who could not find her cordless phone. After several minutes of searching, her young daughter spoke up.“You know what they should invent? A phone that stays connected to its base so it never gets lost.” Joke of the day – The Future of Technology is the best Joke for Tuesday, … Read more