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“Last week a grain of sand got into my wife’s eye and she had to go to the doctor. It cost me fifty dollars.”“That’s nothing, last week a fur got in my wife’s eye and it cost me five hundred dollars.” Joke of the day – Something In Her Eye is the best Joke for … Read more

The man in the cafe asked the waiter, “What is this mouse doing in my alphabet soup?” The waiter looked for a minute and said, “Learning to read sir.” Joke of the day – Alphabet Soup is the best Joke for Friday, 24 January 2025 from site A joke a day – Alphabet Soup. Funny … Read more

I just had a near-sex experience… My whole wife flashed before my eyes. Joke of the day – Near-sex Experience is the best Joke for Sunday, 26 January 2025 from site A joke a day – Near-sex Experience. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal is to have funny joke every day.Different … Read more

I won $3 million on the Lottery this weekend. I decided to donate a quarter of it to Charity.Now I have $2,999,999.75! Joke of the day – Lottery Winnings is the best Joke for Saturday, 01 February 2025 from site A joke a day – Lottery Winnings. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected … Read more

I had amnesia once…… or maybe twice. Joke of the day – Memory is the best Joke for Sunday, 02 February 2025 from site A joke a day – Memory. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal is to have funny joke every day.Different people consider different jokes funny, so joke can … Read more

One evening I was in a bar talking to my friend. “Last night, while I was out drinking, a burglar broke into my house..” “Did he get anything?” asked my friend. “Yes,” I said. “A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs. My wife thought it was me coming home … Read more

Joe: When I would wear my hand-me-downs to school, all the boys would make fun of me.Moe: What did you do?Joe: I hit them over the head with my purse. Joke of the day – Hand-Me-Downs is the best Joke for Wednesday, 05 February 2025 from site A joke a day – Hand-Me-Downs. Funny joke … Read more

What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are usually wanted. Joke of the day – Difference Between In-laws and Out-laws is the best Joke for Thursday, 06 February 2025 from site A joke a day – Difference Between In-laws and Out-laws. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal is to have … Read more

Did you hear about the ninety-two-year old man who married a woman of eighty-four?They spent their entire honeymoon getting out of the car. Joke of the day – Elderly Honeymooners is the best Joke for Monday, 10 February 2025 from site A joke a day – Elderly Honeymooners. Funny joke of the day is carefully … Read more